Monday, May 21, 2012

Yet Another Swinger Party!

This is one of those stories where if you doubt that it’s true, I wouldn’t blame you.  If I were reading it without knowing my back-story, I wouldn’t believe it either.
We just got back from another swinging adventure, and not just any swinging adventure.  (Yes, we missed church yesterday, it was a long drive home). We hosted a party—a huge fabulous party in a huge penthouse suite in one of the most exciting cities in the world.  We had tons of beautiful people in attendance including a lot of people from Playboy TV.  This party was hot!  (And we weren’t the only Mormons there!)  It was a blast--so many nice people having so much sex!  We had people fly in from all over to attend this party.  Even after we’d reached capacity, people still kept showing up.  It was so packed that I had to stand on a table to get everyone’s attention to welcome them.  It wasn’t long after that that I was in a bedroom with ten other people, all of whom were undressed either completely or partially, one of whom was screwing me from behind while I was giving my husband a blow-job.  That position is called a “hog roast” by the way. Get the idea?  A few minutes later, his wife took my spot and carried on.  Every room I went into I found naked people having sex.  My husband got more blow-jobs and sucked on more nipples than he could count.  He later told me of a woman who came up to him and started making out with him; after they were done, he said to her, “I don’t think we’ve been introduced yet—what’s your name?”  And I know that I shouldn’t toot my own horn, but I must say that I was pretty good at giving head.  I gave some pretty good blowjobs that night.  The guys seemed pretty pleased. 
At the end of the party, we found the least used bed, changed the sheets, and screwed each other one more time, but I wanted him to get done in my mouth, so I laid him back on the bed and gave him what he referred to as the greatest blow job of his life!  He had so much cum built up from that evening that I thought I couldn’t contain it, but I did!  As he came, I swallowed and swallowed.  He was pounding the bed with his fists because he was so sensitive, but I didn’t let up, I kept sucking it down—every last drop.  Then when he was done, I grabbed one of the toys from the party and made him watch me while I finished myself to the point of exhaustion.  By then it was about 4 am so we passed out naked in bed.
Some time around 10 am we got up and ordered breakfast, got the place cleaned up, packed the car and drove home.  Now it’s back to work today, driving the kids to school and paying off the babysitter to keep her mouth quiet about where we’ve been.

8 comments:

  1. My wife and I have wanted to start swinging for some time now. We don't know where to start. We are LDS and so the need to be discreet is there. My wife is very attractive and very experimental as am I. Keep posting.

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    1. Hey Steve, we are in the same boat. Totally clueless about where to start.

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  2. Start by removing your name from the church, you can't live the gospel AND not play by the rules.

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  3. Is there a swinger scene in Utah?

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  5. EDIT: This is absolute retardation. Why associate yourself with the church if you are not going to follow its ridiculous rules? Exmo here.

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    1. I also think it's rather silly to stay in a church that you clearly don't believe in.

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  6. http://www.thewaytohappiness.org/

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