Super Sore Ass & Marathon Runners

Sunday Morning.

I’m sore. Two nights ago, we had what I considered marathon sex. Joe had a toy in my ass, another in my pussy, and a mega vibrator on my clit. I thought I’d died 20 times that session. Also, I’ve been more into pain lately. I don’t know way. I had him slap my ass over and over that night. Really, really hard, and I came so hard during that. I even had him verbally degrade me. That was super odd. I think I was just experimenting to try it. At the time it was good, but in retrospect, I don’t think I’ll ask for humiliation again, though I’m sure I’ll asked to get spanked again—but not for a few weeks. My butt looks really really bad—I mean seriously bad.  Anyway, on to the real story. (That night’s reason for excitement was because of what we had planned the following night.)

Yesterday we met a couple who we hadn’t seen in over a year. We’d never played with them before, but we’d been out to dinner with them a year ago. Prior to that, they had come to a party we’d hosted. Yesterday, we’d arranged to meet them for dinner at a Chinese restaurant. We ate together and had great conversation. We then walked to a sex toy store and bought some stuff. We then went back to their hotel room. The four of us talked about our sexual interests and boundaries. In that environment we all had very few: the men aren’t gay, no anal that night, Joe comes fast. She wanted Joe to be aggressive. I didn’t want to get hurt. (As I said, I’d had Joe smack my ass a LOT the night before, and it was really bruised.)

Joe writing: The ladies were in nighties and the guys were down to their boxers. I stood and kissed “Stacy”, pulling her toward me. We are about the same height, so it was easy. Christy and “Chad” are about 18 inches  different in height, so they had to get on the bed right away to make it work for them. 

Stacy and I stood and kissed. I gently grabbed her hair and slowly rubbed my hands over her back. I slid one spaghetti strap off her shoulder, then the other. I kept coming back to her mouth to kiss her while going down to suck on her nipples. I backed her toward the bed and sat her down on it. I knelt down and she pulled her nighty up and over her head. I continued to suck on her nipples. (She’s a marathon runner with A-B breasts, and she’s a redhead.) I laid her back on the bed and I sucked on her pussy. I’m getting better at that. I did that for a few minutes. Then I used my fingers in her and then I let her grind on my chest while I kissed her mouth again and sucked on her tits. I then got the hitachi (which she’s said in the prelude that she likes to use to orgasm). Christy took a break from Chad to hold the Hitachi on Stacy’s clit while I played with the rest of her and two-fingered her. We made her cum hard!

She then asked what she could do for me. (Christy went back to playing with Chad. They fucked and sucked and were having a great time!) Stacy leaned over and gave me a blow job. I could’ve come in her mouth, but I really wanted to fuck her. I stood up and pulled her to standing. I lifted her up off the ground, and I backed up to the bed and sat down. She slid down on me. I scooted back on the bed and she was on top of me in the cowgirl position. She started grinding her pussy on my cock. I didn’t yet have a condom on, but she slipped me inside her anyway. I was a bit surprised by that because we’d all indicated earlier that we have condoms. The basic rule is that condoms are used unless everyone agrees not to. We’ve played with condoms every time other that the first two couples we played with 7 years ago. (In fact, Chad put on a condom while Christy gave him a BJ which is unusual for swingers. The default is no condom during blow jobs.) So there I was on my back with my bare dick in her pussy. She was grinding away on me and trusting all over me so hard. I was so ready to explode any second, but I still had one adult neuron that was functioning, so I said, “I’m about to cum in you, let me get a condom.” She said, “OK”, I put it on as fast as I could, then I pushed back inside her and she resumed her wild rocking. It didn’t take five seconds before I came, and I came hard and it kept cumming. Once I was done and could catch my breath, she dismounted and then I discovered that the condom came off inside her. I reached in and pulled it out. It seems like the cum was still inside the condom. I got up and took it to the bathroom.

When I came back, the women decided to share a feel-do (a special double-ended dildo that has a bulb on one end that goes in one woman’s pussy and the other end looks like a penis. That was the woman can be the “man” and the other woman can be the “woman”. Chad and I had to direct them how to use it. They both wanted their legs on the outside. I had Christy put the bulb in her, keep her legs together, and lay on her back. She was the “man”. Stacy rode her cowgirl. We then put a vibrating bullet between them on their clits. It was so awesome to watch! They both came so hard. (I even took photos, and no, you can’t see them.) Chad kissed Christy while his was was ridding her. And Chad jacked off watching it. So extremely hot!

Afterward, we all got dressed and we went to the hotel’s hot tub. We were planning on making out in the hot tub, but another hotel couple got in with us, so we had to play vanilla. 

We’re looking forward to hooking up with them again one night in the next couple of months.  

Written Boundaries

Joe and I talked a whole lot last night and this morning. He wrote an email telling Tori that the relationship was over. He wanted to send it last night. I told him to wait. I wanted to be the one to do it and to explain why. I didn't want him to take that from me. I wanted to be the one to appear strong. I met with Tori for lunch today. I was fully ready to tell her that it was over. Joe had asked that I tell him the moment the luncheon was over so that he could send the email demonstration our unity that it was over. I am 100% sure that that is what Joe thought would happen.

Here’s what happened. I told Tori that I wasn’t able to maturely handle the relationship between all of us and the professional relationship. She completely understood, and she was OK ending it. She admitted that she was attracted to both me and Joe and that her husband was attracted to me. She is very level headed and super chill and measured. She said that she was hoping to see where the relationships would go naturally, and she was very willing to comply with all my boundaries—she just didn’t know what they were, and in all honesty, I hadn’t previously told her. I’m just as bad a communicator with our swinging partners as Joe is with me. Joe is actually much better at communicating with our swinging partners than I am. I’m too much of a pleaser that I just let myself get railroaded over. The conversation with Tori was great. It was so empowering to me to be able to tell another woman what my boundaries are and that I expect them to be respected. I am 100% sure that Tori will respect them. Tori and I decided to continue the sexual relationship as long as we all are fine with the boundaries.

After the two-hour luncheon, I called Joe and immediately said, “Don’t send the email!” He was dejected. I could sense it. He had totally and completely become comfortable with ending the sexual relationship. I told him that I’d come home and get him and we’d go for a drive. During the drive, I presented him with the plan. I asked him if he wanted to go forward with it. He was genuinely hesitant. He feared that he’d screw up again and violate boundaries. He was insightful enough to recognize his potential for failure. But at the same time his 16-year old libido was begging him to try. He said he needed to think about it. He said that the boundaries would need to be written out so that he couldn’t later claim misunderstanding. He said that all the fine points needed to be addressed, and that penalties need to be set. We agreed that if the rules were too strict and the penalties too harsh, that there was no point in even trying—at some point his “stupid man” will take over, and he’ll step over a line for just a moment: (too many eggplant emojis in a text, too long a smile at her at work, etc) and then we’d be divorced. Neither of us wanted that.

So we sat down and created a written document. We “negotiated” by sending it back and forth between us until we both felt that it was complete. It was actually a very good exercise. I hope it works. He does too. I feel like we have both grown from doing this. We could have easily both agreed to halt the relationship, but we feel that it’s worth seeing if we can grow with it and allow it to make us into enlightened people. I like the idea of being a “sugar mama” and controlling the environment. I like being able to set the scene. And Joe loves sex with Tori (or any woman). So let’s see if we can both keep it together and follow our own rules.

First Couple in Our Home

We almost crashed and burned recently. See Joe's post. Apparently, I'm extremely forgiving. He has an AMAZING wife. And he knows it. He better never forget it.

Joe is finally coming to terms (hopefully he internalizes this) that it's best to keep professional relationships at an arm's length from one's sexual relationships. Both at his work and mine. Yes, there are attractive people at both our workplaces, and yes, they may be willing to have sex with us, but unless EVERYTHING goes perfectly without ANY problems for the next 30 years, it's a bad idea to have a sexual relationship with someone from work, especially if your family is dependent on those work environments remaining stable (i.e. no firings, lawsuits, etc.) It's not worth it--though Joe sometimes still wonders if it is worth it and still thinks the risks aren't a big as they really are, or he just thinks that he is capable enough to control the risks.

Anyway, on to new things.

Before this all started happening, about four weeks ago, we went out with a younger couple (15 years younger than us). They're both very professional and she's hot, and a bit nerdy.

We went out to dinner. That was all the first night. We hadn't planned on meeting up with them again, even though they were pursuing us via text afterward. (At the time, we were more into my coworker, Tori, and Tori's husband. Once that didn't start to pan out, we decided to hook up with Shelly and Jason, the hot nerdy couple.

Rather than spend the money on a hotel room, we decided that we'd invite them over to our place. Other than Tori (who we knew well from work), we'd NEVER done this with anyone else.

They came over last night, they brought wine, we gave them the tour, then we ended up in the bedroom. We sat around and talked. We showed each other our toys. Joe was getting anxious to get started. He made a little joke. Everyone took their shoes off. Joe approached Shelly, stopped, look at her, and then they began to kiss. I then started kissing Jason. I watched Joe out of the corner of my eye. Shelly and Joe started undressing each other down to their boxers and panties. They got on the bed and were making out. Joe sucked on Shelly's tits and fingered her. He used a toy on her repeatedly. She then asked him if he wanted a to fuck her. He said yes and got a condom on. They they went for it.

Meanwhile, Jason was going at it with me. He was very kind and gentle. He then got a condom on and pounded in me. I was so pleased that he came. Not many guys cum while swinging. Joe often worries that he's "premature", but the buildup has been coming for hours, so it doesn't take much to take him over the edge.

Afterward, we just sat and talked naked for a bit, then we got dressed and went back to the kitchen to socialize over dessert. We kissed them goodnight and walked them out. We hope to meet up with them again one day soon.

Joe's Screw-up and Road to Redemption

Hey people. Joe (husband) here.

We had been playing with one of Christy's co-workers. I can't remember if she'd mentioned her, but I'll call her Tori. She's young and hot and very sexual. Christy loved playing with her too. She was the first person we ever had in our bed at home. This was just a couple of months ago. Tori is into kink and rough sex, and that's something I want to try. (Yes, I had sex with Tori a couple of months ago in a hotel room while Christy watched, and then again in our bed at home while Christy watched. Both times Christy participated and Christy had sex with Tori at the same time.)

I was working toward another rendezvous with Tori by sending emails. Christy knew about the emails (but not all of them). Tori and I were getting hot and heavy in the emails--mostly I was getting hot and heavy, Tori was not shooting me down. One night about three weeks ago, Christy asked me if I'd sent an email to Tori that night. I denied it. Christy had the proof, but I didn't know it. Christy called me on the carpet--she knew that I'd lied. I felt horrible. Things came to a screeching halt. I'd screwed up royally. Christy talked to Tori about what I'd done. Tori did nothing wrong. Tori assumed that I was keeping Christy in the loop. What made it even more sticky is that Christy is higher ranked than Tori at work. Christy told me that I shouldn't talk to Tori socially after that without Christy's involvement. I'm pretty sure that Tori is less than ecstatic about the whole situation. She may have then worried about her work relationship with Christy. I'm definitely on the outs with Tori, and I feel like a dunce toward both of them. (Ever see that final scene in the movie, "The Other Woman"? That's me.)

The stupid thing about all this is that I have no one to blame but myself. Men are so stupid! My wife was going to let me have sex (for a third time) with a hot and hypersexual woman. She was even going to let me have a hall-pass, so we could go do kinky stuff. I ruined it by lying. Why did I lie. I lied because I didn't want Christy to know just HOW kinky the conversation was getting. I knew that Christy wasn't ultra kinky and I was worried that if she saw how wild things were getting, that it may have exceeded her threshold and she would have shut it down. Turns out that it all got shut down for sure but because I wasn't being honest.

Hosted a Little House Party

Since writing my last post, we hosted a little house party with about 20 people. (Not at our house, a rental house.) We knew some of the couples from previous experiences, but most were new, though we did chat with them online. (We found them via Craigslist, SLS, Swingular, and SDC.) It was a ton of fun--friendly, casual, and lots of sex! At one point, I called out, "Anyone who wants to fuck me, line up and climb on!" Ben went to town on me! (You may recall Ben from a date that we had on Dec 10, 2011, that I mentioned in a previous blog entry. He is well-endowed and very nice.) I came so hard! I had to confess after that, that I needed a break. My plans to have sex with every guy in the room turned into me being barely able to walk. My husband ended up fucking a unicorn we have been friends with for years, who we have played with many times before. We also took a co-worker couple with us to the party--yeah, we're playing dangerously, but it's worth it so far. I got to suck her tits and she sucked mine, and we made out. I kissed her husband, and my husband and she made out and grinded and groped so hard that I think she came while sitting on his lap.

I think that's it for now.

A Year in Review

I can’t believe that I haven’t posted anything on here in over a year. Holy smokes!

We’re a year older and maybe a bit slower, but we’re still at it.

By “it”, I mean life: kids, school, church, home-maintenance, jobs, etc. And yes, swinging—not as often as one may think. Sometimes months go by where we don’t do anything other than look online a bit. But we did have three dates this past fall with three different couples. (We only had play time with one couple and it was girl-on-girl while the guys watched. It was AWESOME HOT girl-on-girl! She sucked and licked on me and I came so hard! Then I used the hitachi on her and we grinder all over each other!!!)

In the next few months, we have a couple of parties coming up, so we’re pretty excited about those.

I guess that’s about it. I’m sure there were other things that have happened since I last posted. (Now that I think back, we went to a CRAZY [and not in a good way] New Year’s Eve party at the end of 2014 in Beverly Hills. I wouldn’t recommend that group. And we helped host a house party in Park City last spring that was really fun. I watched my husband have sex at that party. We also went to a sex club over the summer and my husband had sex with an acquaintance of mine. Her husband couldn’t come, so he just sent his wife out to have a good time with us. Oh, and I had sex with a guy in my office—he doesn’t work there; he was just a friend who was coming to town to visit. He’s in the same field as me. Yes my husband knew about it in advance.) So I guess there were a lot of fun things that happened this past year. Sorry that I didn’t write about all off them at the time.

Little Thrown Together Orgy

Last night (Friday) we had a work Christmas party, but we left early to go to a sex club. As I’d mentioned before, it’s common for swinger couples to no-show, so in oder to avoid having an evening not end in swinging sex, we’ve gotten in the habit of talking to more than one couple about going out. Last night became the perfect storm. Almost everyone showed up. We had invited a couple who we had played with a couple of months ago (Jim and Samantha from the Oct 18th entry). And we invited a couple who we hadn’t seen face-to-face for almost 2 years (but we’ve had sex with them twice before). And we invited a newbie couple who we went to lunch with about a month ago. Once we knew that they were all coming to the club, we alerted each of them to each other’s pending attendance. No one seemed to have a problem with that. The newbie couple just wanted to have sex with each other next to us while we had sex. The “old-friend” couple’s husband couldn’t come because they couldn’t find a baby sitter, so he sent his wife alone. She wanted to get out for a night and he was generous to let her. The other couple was very hot and experienced swingers. 

At the club, the seven of us sat around a table and we all chatted. Everyone got to know everyone else. Then I invited everyone to the play room. My old friend (who is younger than me, let’s call her Darcy, because looking back to a post that we wrote on Dec 31, 2011, that’s what we called her then. Go find that post, that was her.)

Darcy, Joe and I got down to our underwear then sat not he bed. The other two couples sat on the bed across from us watching as spectators. Darcy and i made out and suck on each other’s tits. I asked the observers if they wanted to see anything special. They said, “Go down on her.” So I did. I licked and sucked her pussy, then I had Joe take a turn on her: sucking and fingering her. Darcy invited me to kneel over her face while she licked my clit. I came many times. After she had her first orgasm, Joe asked her what else she’d like him to do. She said, “I want you to fuck me.” I got a condom out of Joe’s back pant pocket (which was on the floor). I helped him off with his boxers and then I rolled the condom onto his cock. He then fucked her, and while he did, he fingered me. I came, and then she came again and he came. I was rubbing his back at the time and felt the immediate flush of sweat off his body as he ejaculated. He then kissed her and said to her intentionally loud enough, “Don’t let my wife know about this.” We all laughed. He disposed of his condom and the three of us sat back to watch the other two couples who had become partially undressed during our performance. The other couples now got completely undressed. Both wives laid back and both husbands fucked their own wives. It was very hot! Once they were done and we were all getting dressed, Joe found a new unwrapped condom that he’d accidentally dropped on the floor earlier, and he jokingly said to the newbie wife, “I had intended to use this with you tonight, but I’ll guess we’ll have to wait until next time.” He’s usually not a flirty person, but swinging brings it out. The wife giggled and the husband smiled. Joe wasn’t serious. He knew their rules. But she has great breasts and look so hot naked. She’s just shy. We then hugged Jim and Samantha goodbye and told them that we just HAD to play with them next time and that we were sorry that we didn’t this time. We texted them later to apologize about the odd number of people. They said that it was no problem at all and had a great time.

We then walked Darcy to her car and hugged her goodbye. Then we drove home.

Sex with a Single Black Guy

Tonight I had an amazing first.  Last week we decided to look for a date so we posted an ad on Craigslist and on all the swinger sites. I approved the ad and the pictures that my husband posted. He screened the couples and showed me the ones that he thought I’d like or approve of. As always, when posting an ad on Craigslist, three guys reply for every couple who replies. Normally he just ignores those emails, but he decided to show me one or two. I though, “huh, maybe it would be fun to play with a single guy.” I discussed it with my husband and he was totally for it. Here are the reasons why. When we play with a couple I have to worry about what the husband is thinking about his wife being with my husband. I have to think about if my husband is having a fun time with the woman. With a single person, I don’t have to think about that. We’ve played with a single woman a couple of times, but never with a single guy. My husband likes seeing me have orgasms, and I think it could be fun. It also turns me on. The guy I picked was a nice young guy who’s 24 years old, a good 15 years younger than me. He’s also black. (I’d never had sex with a black guy before and I kind of wanted to. My husband knew that I was up for it because the guy (Derek) said that he could play the next day (Tuesday night) and I was fine with it. (I’d never agreed to playing so fast or on a week night.) I even got on Expedia and booked a nearby hotel, and it didn’t have to be a super luxury hotel (Just a Holiday Inn.) I then talked to him on the phone briefly to let him know that I really am a woman and that the photos that my husband texted him are really me.

The next day (today) I was shopping at the store with my best friend. We were getting stuff for Thanksgiving tomorrow. She asked what we were doing tonight and I told her. (She’s the friend who we once took to the sex club.) I told her that I was going to have sex with a young black guy while my husband watched then joined in. She asked if she could come watch. I thought, sure, why not. We finished shopping, I dropped her off at her house, and took the groceries home. I changed clothes, my husband came home, we text confirmed with Derek that we’d be at the hotel at 7 pm and told him about my friend coming to watch. We said that she MAY join in, but she may not. My husband knew the rule about not playing with my friend. My husband and I picked up my friend and we drove to the hotel. Derek was late because he went to the wrong hotel. He showed up around 7:45. He and my friend wanted drinks, so we ordered room service. My husband and I like to stay in control. Derek showed up and we all sat and talked and got to know each other. We played some music and sat by him on the bed and rubbed his shoulders. I eventually took off my pants and and top and sat next to him in my panties. A few minutes later he was pulling off my panties and fingering me deeply and I laid back on the bed. Joe said that he did it for 10 minutes which was an eternity for me. I came so hard so many times. It was amazing! Joe and Denise just watched, but they were getting turned on. Joe told me later that he’d said to Denise, “If you not going to join in, you’re eventually going to be the only person in the room who’s not naked.”  A few minutes later, Denise sat next to me on the bed and she and I started kissing. We agreed that we wouldn’t make Thanksgiving dinner weird. She sucked on my tits and I played with hers. (Hers are pierced. My clit is pierced.) She laid back and I was going to suck on her clit. She wanted me told. She told me so. But I wasn’t sure if she was going to resent it the next day since our families are such good friends and because she’d had a couple of drinks. She wasn’t drunk, but I just wanted to be sure. She did lay back and I used an ice-cube on her clit and fingered her. Joe got naked and sat next to us. Then Derek took a turn fingering her. She said that she squirts easily and boy does she ever! Derek fingered her and she shot all over the bed over and over. She squirted all over us. It was so hot!!

It was now my turn to have sex with Derek. I started by giving him a blow-job for a few minutes and then he put on a condom, stood next to the bed, put me on my back on the edge of the bed and pounded me. I came so many times. I got so swollen. Then he had me turn over and did me doggie style. I can’t begin to tell you how many times I orgasmed! He pulled my hair and pulled me up. He used a vibrator on my clit. My husband sucked on my tits. Denise sucked on my tits. Then he pulled out of my pussy and put his dick in my ass. I wasn’t expecting that. I came so fast and so hard - instantly I came. I’d never had anal with anyone who wasn’t my husband, I wasn’t expecting that. I didn’t mind it, but I wasn’t expecting it. I eventually told him that I needed a break to catch my breath. I laid on my back, but a minute later, I said, “OK, I’m ready to go again,” so I had him put on a new condom and keep going in my pussy. I really wanted him to cum. I needed him to cum. I was on my back while he fucked me. My friend sucked on one of my tits while Joe sucked on the other. It was so hot. Denise rubbed Derek’s balls while he fucked me and played with her clit. I just kept cuming and cuming. I then moved to a chair where Derek went down on me and gave me oral sex. I just couldn’t take it any more so I had him go play with Denise. Denise didn’t want him to fuck her, so he just fingered her and made her cum over and over. While they did that on the bed, Joe had sex with me and came in me. Once Joe was done, he sat back in a chair and then Denise did too. Then watched me and Derek have sex one more time. (Denise wanted to sit on Joe’s lap while they were both naked, but Joe knew this wasn’t a great idea.) This time I had sex with Derek in the cowgirl position. Derek laid back on the bed and I climbed on him and rode him. I begged him to cum. I needed him to cum. I wanted to make a guy cum. It’s so rare that they do that I needed it and I’m sure he wanted it. And he did! I rode him and he spasmed and he shot in the condom in me.  It was wonderful! We all slowly got dressed and cleaned up the room. We all walked out together and we gave Derek a ride home. We then dropped Denise off at her house. 

 We now at home laying in bed watching the Mindy Project and catching up on email. My pussy is so swollen. I’ve never had that much sex. I’ve had more thrusts tonight than I usually have in a month. Seriously. That was so much pounding, so much thrusting. It was great, but it was way more than I needed. (I’m getting turned on again, so I think that Joe and I are going to have sex again now.)

First "Couple Date" in a while

We had one of the most perfect swinging experiences last night. As you’ve noticed, it has been a while since we’d had any swinging experiences. (I still kind of hate that word as I picture “swingers” as people who go to clubs and wear gold chains.) We decided that we wanted to see if we could go out with a couple for a night. We like to either find a couple on one of the sites like SLS or SDC or Kasidie or Swingular or Craigslist. Or we post on those sites that we’re looking for someone and we see what kind of emails we get. As of 10 days ago, we had about 5 couples in the running, but over time some stop emailing or we get the feeling that they’re not serious so we stop emailing them. We narrowed it down to three couples and we gave out our phone number so we could text. (That’s a sign that we’re serious and that they’re serious of we trust each other with a phone number.) We then kept two couples in the lead for last night. We told both of them that we could “probably meet”. (I know that it may sound sneaky, but the no-show/cancellation rate is still about 60% for swingers for first-time dates.)  Of course we shared our photos with them and they shared theirs with us. We read their profiles and they read ours. We flirted via email and text. I spoke to one of the husbands on the phone. A few hours prior to the schedule meet time, one couple let us know that the husband was not going to get off work on time to meet by 9 pm. (As we texted throughout the day, I got the impression that they weren’t going to mesh with us well. They were younger and super hot, but not too bright.) So when they cancelled, we put all our eggs in the one basket with the sophisticated couple who seemed just like us (age-wise, grammar, desire, etc.) So we met at a bar. (We told them that we don’t drink.) It was loud so after a few minutes of them being reassured that we didn’t appear to want to mug them, we left after meeting and we all came over to the hotel where we’d reserved a room. We all agreed to go up to the room where we ordered some dessert room service. We talked in the living room of the hotel room for about another hour. We talked about our experiences. They talked about theirs. We talked about kids, school, stuff in the news—all sorts of things. They were really nice and just as normal as we appear to be. Just like with almost everyone else that we’ve ever met swinging, we didn’t share last names, and it was understood that we’d likely never know each other’s address or meet each other’s kids, but my experience is that those walls may come down sometime as people learn to trust each other and those walls just fall away. 

After talking for an hour-plus, the other husband “Jim” said, why don’t we check out the view from the bedroom window. So we all walked in there. The men stood behind their women and hugged them. (There are always those somewhat awkward moments of silence when everyone is knowing what’s going to happen, but no one knows exactly how to make that transition.) So I turned around and walked to the dresser to show off the sex toy that we brought (but didn’t end up using). I then said, “Well, I get I should get out of this.” So I took off my dress and was just there in a bra and panties. “Samantha” did the same. We go on the bed and started kissing each other and rubbing each other. The men got down to their boxers and got on the bed next to their spouses. After only about a minute of us girls making out, Jim said, “I think I’d like a turn now.” I think he meant that he wanted a turn kissing his wife, but I misunderstood and started kissing him and Samantha started making out with my husband. Both men LOVED it. After that, it went fast! 

Joe and Samantha were making out hard and fast, almost wrestling as they flipped each and every way, giving oral sex to each other and gripping on each other and holding back hair and pulling. 

Meanwhile Jim was being very gentle with me and being very passionate. I gave him oral sex and he did the same to me. I was going to keep going down on him, but he told me that he wanted to slow down so that he wouldn’t cum too fast. And we enjoyed watching his wife with Joe. 

Samantha told Joe that she wanted him to “fuck her”. Joe told her that he was ready to cum if he did. (She had already orgasmed from him sucking on her clit and from fingering her. I’d cum a few times too from the same thing that Jim had been doing to me.) Joe got a condom on and then put Samantha back on the bed and they went for it. It didn’t take long. Meanwhile, Jim was doing the same thing to me. I came so many times. And then Jim finished off in me (with a condom). The whole sex experience from start to finish was probably no more than 10 minutes. That’s the kind of sex we like. And we’re glad that they liked it too. 

We took a few minutes to sit there naked with them and slowly get dressed while chatting and thanking each other and complementing each other. We told them how much we appreciated the evening and how we’d love to go out with them again. We walked them to the door, gave hugs and wished them a good night.

Before falling asleep, we texted them to thank them for such a wonderful night, and they responded likewise.

We couldn’t have asked for a better experience.

Groundhog Superbowl Swinger Party

Just finished another party. We sponsored one in Denver last night and we're driving home this afternoon. So tired, so we'll take turns driving. This is Joe. 

It was a very private party of about 50 guests. These are all swinger friends or friends of friends. We had it in a condo, and everyone had name tags (who knows if they were their real names, and who cares.) everyone introduced themselves then we started mingling. In less than five minutes a woman was unzipping my pants and giving me a blow job as I stood in the kitchen. Then another woman took a turn and she was so close to getting me to cum. We had known her from previous parties. She's a tall redhead who likes guys to cum with her. I was getting so close. I had to have her back down or I would have used up one of my likely only two "bullets" of the evening. I must have ended up kissing about 15 women, and getting blow jobs from about 10. I sucked on about 5 pussies, and sucked on about 10 pair of nipples. Christy was giving about as much action to others and I was getting.  We wandered into the bedrooms where people were already naked on the beds.  A little half-asian woman (whose name tag I later saw read “Alexis”) pulled me toward her. She sat on the bed and gave me a blow job while I played with her hair. Christy was getting busy with a woman we had met on the Cruise last November. The two of them were enjoying a Share XL (It’s a double ended dildo that sort of works like a strap-on without the strap). Christy was the “man”, laying on her back, while the other woman rode her reverse cowgirl. It was so hot! And then two men were sucking on their tits. Christy came so hard over and over.  Meanwhile, Alexis had hiked up her dress and knelt over on the bed. She asked me if I wanted to get a condom. (That’s how a woman invites you to have sex). I said, “If I do, I’ll be done in less than a minute, so if you’re ready, I am.” That got her very excited. A lot of men don’t/can’t cum easily when swinging, but I can—at least the first time of the evening. So I put one one, stood behind her while she knelt on the bed and thrust into her. Like promised, I came fast and hard. By the sound of it, so did she. We then kissed an thanked each other. When Christy has finished a round of orgasms, we clothed just enough to go get a soda and mingle some more. We then built back up some steam for one final round. We went to another bedroom where the husband of the cruise woman was having sex with the tall redhead who had given me that rocking’ blow job from earlier. I started playing with the cruise girl. And Christy found a guy that looked like Pitbull. (She’s really into Pitbull.) He was tall, muscular, and bald. We had the three women on their backs on the bed with their heads near each other. Us three guys were each doing our thing with our assigned lady. Mine wanted a toy, so I got out a Hitachi Magic Wand with a cool attachment and went to town on her. She moaned all over the bed and spasmed over and over. She later told me that she had five crescendo organs—like nothing she’s ever had before. Her husband was making the redhead to my left squirt over and over. (Messy but so very hot.) And Pitbull was thrusting so hard into Christy and she came so many times that she eventually had to request a break to catch her breath. Cruise girl had me put a condom on and I had flipped her and screwed her in so many different positions, but the condom and my too recent orgasm was making it difficult for me. So when Pitbull took a break from Christy, I pulled my condom off and climbed on my wife so she and I could have one last orgasm together. It was like fireworks!!  After that, a few more things happened, like kissing and caressing each other and other people, but those are the highlights. Eventually the party wound down and we made our way back to our room to sleep for a while before getting up to get dressed enough to throw our stuff in the car and start the drive back home.  Yes, we missed church today, and we’re going to have to listed to the Superbowl on the radio, but this is one Groundhog Day that we’d love to live over and over.

It's Over

The cruise is over.  It’s late Saturday night and we’re in our cabin.  We won $200 on the slot machines, but bailed on going to any parties.  We just came back to our cabin, had naked sex on the balcony, then watched the movie “Definitely Maybe”.  And we had a long talk about swinging.  We won’t be doing another swinger cruise.  It exposed my faults as a  swinger and showed me that there are many ways to swing, and my way of doing it does not work well on a cruise.  We’ve become accustomed to the artifice, to the construct that we build prior to meeting a couple.  We mince behind the cloak of the internet and paint a picture and build anticipation of the show.  Because we married young, we never got good at flirting and picking up on people.  Yes, we are witty and thoughtful and I’m a bit self-depricating, but these are subtle and sublime and don’t work well when you’re competing against the peacocks and the glitz of a swinger ship.  This afternoon, we were in a quiet bar (a rarity) with five older and more overweigh couples.  They all enjoyed the cruise.  One of the men said that it works best when one just takes the moments as they come— you need to be prepared to have sex on the spot.  Planning to meet someone doesn’t work.  Don’t plan.  Just do.  And that’s not me.  And that’s why we didn’t have much sex on the cruise.  Does that make me sad?  Yes, a little.  We saved and thought about this for a year.  We had high hopes.  It’s like going to Disneyland and discovering that you didn’t like it.  Something must be wrong with you.  We really wanted to like it.  And we feel bad saying that we didn’t.  If we could give advice to the people in charge, what would we tell them?  Don’t change a thing.  What you do works well for all these other people.  We are the ones with the problem.  Don’t change anything for our sake.  I think we could have had a better time on this cruise if we weren’t swingers— just if we were looking for a sexually charged atmosphere.  We went on a family cruise about a year ago and loved it.  I’m sure that we’ll take a cruise within the next year with our kids, and I’m sure we’ll have a great time.  But we just weren’t able to mesh our swinging style with the environment of a cruise.  I’m trying to decide what that means for our future.  It saddens me a little bit— makes me feel snobbish, elitist, and picky.  And I feel bad because swingers are supposed to be very giving and generous people.  Can I live with myself knowing this is how I feel?  Maybe we should give up swinging or we should relabel what we do as something else.  I think if I could come up with a name for what it is that we do, I’d feel better about continuing.  

Trying to Decide...

It’s Saturday.  We get back to Florida tomorrow morning.  This is just a sea day, cruising along.  I’ve really wanted to like the cruise, and I’m bummed that it hasn’t met my expectations.  Maybe I could convince myself that it’s OK, because I’d like to be in a sexy environment with a lot of people, many of whom would like to have sex with us.  But It’s just so fatiguing. Seven days of having to be “on” is just too much for us.  I hate having to admit that, but I think it’s true.  And everyone has so much ADD.  And I really don’t like the pool or getting wet or getting sand on me or not having control of the environment.  I sure am being negative.  I’m just not sure if we fit the swinger mold.  Maybe we’re too picky, which is a bad thing if you’re not really hot, and we’re not really hot.  We don’t know how to flirt.  The people we meet have often assumed that we’re not swingers because we seem so “proper and classic”.  We’re not into bikes or drinking or wild parties.  We enjoy talking and having sex.  In this environment, if you want to have sex, you have to reach out and grab someone and reel them in, and risk getting dumped in the process.  We’re too sensitive for that.  We keep our guard up too much and hide in our cabin too much.  This place requires you to be good at on-the-spot pick-up lines and we are certainly not.  And even if a reasonably attractive couple reached out to us on the spot, my wife and I would want to confer in private to ensure that we’re both content, and you don’t have that option here.  If you try to do that, you’ll lose the couple.  You’ve got to grab it while you can.  This is the first time in a long time (maybe since we started swinging) that I’m seriously starting to wonder if swinging is still right for us.  And it’s only going to get worse as the years, wrinkles, and pounds go up.

We're not THAT generous

It’s Friday.  We’re docked in Cozumel Mexico.  We decided to cancel our excursion for today.  We decided to just sleep in and be home-bodies in our cabin.  Prior to the cruse, I was hoping/fantasizing that we’d have sex with 10 couples and have sex all the time.  We usually only swing every few months, so we don’t need to do it every weekend.  So, after we had sex with that nice couple on Wednesday night, we were in the refractory phase and we’re still feeling refractory (not physically, but mentally/emotionally).  If another couple were to seduce us, we’d probably have sex again, but we currently don’t feel the need to race around the ship trying to find someone else to have sex with.  Yesterday morning we went to couples speed dating.  Neither of us had ever done speed dating before, so this was something new.  We were seated at a small table with another couple.  We had 90 seconds with them, then the hosts would call “time” and the couples would move to the next table.  Of all the couples we met, none were younger than us.  There were only one or two couples who Christy thought were acceptable.  I wasn’t really interested in any of them.  The last couple we met was the saddest/worst couple.  She may have been 30 or 50 and she was mentally disabled and looked like she’d lived in the woods, sorry but she looked like a street person.  That’s no stretch.  He was 65-ish and was missing an eye that looked like it was infected.  They both had facial hair.  They both smelled.  We were as polite as possible.  I asked her a question, but I couldn’t understand her response due to a speech impediment.  He put his hand on Christy’s knee then he said, “I hope this is OK.”  Christy was so shocked—she grabbed my hand and squeezed it.  Knowing that we had only about 30 seconds left, she just put up with it and hoped that he wouldn’t walk his fingers up her crotch.

First Swinger Sex on the Cruise

Nudists

We went to the nudist beach yesterday.  Ugggg.  It was the most popular excursion and the one officially sponsored as the charter’s main excursion, so we went.  It was a 45 minute bus ride from the pier.  The resort Hedo II shipped people in also.  It was 500 lounge chairs side-by-side.  The average age there was 55.  And the average body shape was average.  This means that there were a LOT of elderly overweight people.  This was NOT a sexual experience in the least.  And it was hot and noisy.  The DJs were Jamaican and they were good, but it felt like a frat party for grandparents.  Christy got topless and we walked out into the crystal clear water with the other 100’s of naked people.  (we keep our bottoms on).  Eventually she took hers off for a while.  After begin there for a couple of hours, we’d got ADHD because there was nothing to do, so we shared a cab with two other couples who were headed back to the ship.  That’s when we decided to cancel our excursion for Cozumel on Friday.  It was going to be walking around ruins.  We would rather just wander around the port and come and go on the ship.  Time is racing by too quickly.

Dating

As of last night (Wednesday) we still hadn’t played with anyone.  We were finding it almost frustrating to hook up with couples.  We all leave messages on each other’s door: “Call me”, “We’d like to meet for dinner”, “Hey hotties..”.  Then they leave something similar on our door, but these aren’t specific enough and no one is sure if the other is just being polite or friendly.  With the cruise half-way over, it’s time to start saying, “We want to have sex with you.  Let’s meet at the piano bar at 9:30 pm and then go to the play room.  Call us.”  Then if they don’t call us, we know that we can remove them from our list.  As of 6:30 last night, we had three couples on our priority list.  We actually have about 10-20, but there were 3 that we felt were in the pole position.  The young couple down the hall, the couple from Mexico, and the couple from New Orleans.  We had dinner plans with the couple from Mexico.  He doesn’t speak English, but Christy said that’s OK.  He’s tall, dark, and quiet.  She’s super hot.  They called at 5:30 to say that they forgot they have spa reservations at 6 pm, so they asked if we could move our dinner date to the next day.  OK.  It may be challenging to engage in dinner conversation if he doesn’t speak English.  We’ll see.  The playrooms don’t open until 10 pm so we’d have to have a break until then, or play in our cabin or their cabin.  Christy doesn’t like having couples be in our cabin/hotel room because there’s no escape for us if things get awkward.  I can respect that.  We then left a note on the door of the young couple down the hall saying that we’d like to meet for dinner and we left a voice message on their phone.  He came by in a robe to say that they got the message and that they’d see us “later".  They are VERY friendly, and hot.  They’re also on their honeymoon (very weird).  We waited until 7:15, but they didn’t come by our cabin or call. Not sure what that means.  So Christy and I went to dinner alone.  On the way there, we ran into the couple from New Orleans.  He is very funny and they are both very outgoing.  They are only a couple of years younger than us and they been married as long as we have.  They have been sexually open in their relationship for years, but have only started formally swinging a few months ago.  We went to dinner with them and then got seated at a table with two older couples.  Dinner was fine.  Christy and I then went back to our room to change into our 1920’s outfits for the evening’s theme and we met them back at the Crypt (a night club bar).  We talked for about 45 minutes very openly about sex and our experiences.  We then walked to the main playroom (Pharaoh’s Lounge) when we found an unoccupied mattress, got naked, and then had full-swap sex.  Most guys (80%) aren’t able to ejaculate when swapping with another woman.  I’m not one of those.  I’ve only not been able to orgasm with one woman (who was VERY hot, but she keep chatting with my wife who was laying next to her while I was having sex with her).  The woman last night (Tina) said that it’s difficult for her to orgasm, but that when she does, it’s good.  Christy orgasms easily and often, which is a huge turn-on for men.  Christy and Jay just started going for it and she came over and over and constantly.  I think at some point she was giving him a blow-job, but I wasn’t paying too much attention.  Tina told me that she likes to be touched and bitten lightly, so I did.  Because I do cum easily with penetration, I prefer to do a lot of fingering.  Because I don’t know how much a woman likes that, I do ask.  I DO NOT want a woman to fake with me and I want her to tell me if I’m doing something wrong.  So I did double and triple fingering, alternating hands and using the other hand on her clit and nipples.  It took 10 minutes, but eventually she orgasmed.  She gave me a blow-job, then I put a condom on and we had sex.  I came quickly as expected.  She seemed to like that.  Jay had been having sex with Christy and she was having one long orgasm.  Jay wasn’t able to get done, but that didn’t seem to come as a surprise to him.  He didn’t seem bothered by it.  Christy has learned that it’s not her fault if the guy doesn’t get done.  Then we all starting talking again while laying there naked.  After a few minutes, one of the playroom hosts came by and asked if we were done—others were waiting for a bed.  They don’t want couples just socializing in the playroom.  There’s a whole ship for that.  The playroom is for sex.  We gave them a hug goodnight and then came back to our room and fell asleep.  It’s now the next morning (Thursday), and I’m sitting on our cabin’s balcony looking off into the blue expanse—no land in sight.

On the Swinger Cruise!!

We’re really into the swing of things here on the cruise.  We weren’t surprised at how old some of the people were, we were just hoping that there would be more young people.  The average here appears to be late 40’s, blue-collar business owner.  We did a little window shopping along the promenade and went to dinner.  We were sat at a table with two other couples and we chatted about cruises, squirting, and our children.  This was not their first swinger cruise.  Toward the end of dinner, I was feeling queasy, so I excused myself and came back to the room to take some motion sickness meds and lie down.After a nap, we went around to the doors of people we have met online and left little gifts on their door, then we went to the Pharaoh’s lounge.  It was a beautifully decorated room that was filled with people having sex.  I’d never seen an orgy like that. 

It’s now Monday, day two.  This is a sea day, meaning that we’re just traveling.  We arrive in Haiti tomorrow morning.  We slept in to noon since we stayed up until 2 am last night watching movies (nothing dirty) in our cabin.  There was a class that Christy wanted to attend today, so we put on some clothes and went to it.

At dinner yesterday, one of the couples is nudists and they also go on nudist cruise.

Today we have spa treatments at 5:30, then we’re hoping to meet some people for dinner.  It’s quite a challenge to meet up with people here.  They have couples speed dating (which we missed at 11 am).  We should have attended that because it’s hard to go from 0 to 60 in a short elevator ride.  To meet people for dinner, we picked 5 couples who we thought were hot (based on their profiles on Kasidie, Facebook, or their card left on our door).  Christy had me take invitations to the cabins of 6 hot couples, inviting them to join us for dinner at 7:30 pm.  So, whoever shows up, we’ll eat with them and then maybe have sex with them.  We’ll see.

It’s Tuesday.  We slept in until 11 am.  We’ll actually I got up an hour earlier and went running on the track on the top of the ship.  Then I came back and got Christy up and we walked off the ship at Labadee Haiti.  More about that in a moment.  At dinner last night, we met up with three couples.  We all were dressed very formal.  Tuxedos and gowns.  The dining room is magnificent and everyone was super sexy and dressed to the nines.  It looked like what I imagine the Titanic looked like.  After dinner, we came back to the room (just the two of us), with the plans to meet up with the others at midnight.  But Christy was tired and after taking a nap wasn’t able to pull herself out of bed.  We’ll have to find those couples today and apologize.  While Christy slept, I wandered down to Studio B.  It’s a night club which also serves as an ice-skating rink.  It was just like a Vegas club with the music and dancing and the women were topless—well, some of them were.  I left after a few minutes then went to the conference rooms which have been transformed into a porn room, a chocolate room, and a dungeon.  I just peaked in.  I wouldn’t do anything without my wife.  I also went to the ship’s library to read.  As you can imagine, it’s completely empty at midnight when everyone else is at a party or sleeping.

Back to today, we got off the boat in Haiti at noon and joined an excursion to see some local culture.  There were about 30 people on this tour.  We had to take a little boat around to a cove.  There are no roads on this part of the island.  The only way to get to these little villages is by boat.  The mountains are too steep and there is so much vegetation.  The little village had homes make from  little logs (they told us that 30% of people in Haiti — 3,000,000 people, live this way).  There is no running water, sewer, or electricity.  The beach was BEAUTIFUL!!  And we ate some of the local food and learned about the island.  There were maybe 10 homes in the area.  Everything they need has to be brought by boat.  And there’s no phone service.  It’s the most remote and pristine place I’ve ever been.  I highly recommend it.  It’s called the “Haitian Cultural Tour”.  I’m sure that if you want to do it, you’ll have to be on a Royal Caribbean cruise.

We’re back in the cabin now.  The ship is on it’s way to Jamaica.  Tonight we’ll be going to the Super Heroes and Villains party on the pool deck.  Maybe we’ll get lucky!!  

Swinger Cruise sets sail tomorrow.

Still Joe here.  We're in Cape Canaveral staying at a nice little hotel.  Tomorrow morning, we take the shuttle over to the port where we and 4,000 other people board the "Freedom of the Seas" swinger cruise.  We are nervous and excited.  We're going to take a nap now.  To know more about what we'll be up to, watch this video.

Couples Cruise tips

More Cruise Prep

This is the day that I get the things on the last-minute shopping list and stuff them into the suitcases that have been in the car since arriving in Denver a couple of days ago, then tomorrow Christy arrives from SLC and I meet her at the airport and we continue the journey to Orlando airport, then on to the swinger cruise!

Cruise Prep

This is Joe.  I'm going to be writing and updating this info as we go along for the next week.  I've taken this week off to get ready for the cruise and to fly out to Denver to visit family for a few days.  Christy still has to work a few more days, then she'll be joining me on Friday and we'll fly together to Orlando.  (We've told everyone that we're going to Disney World).  We get to Port Canaveral pretty late on Saturday and then we board the swinger cruise.  We have (and will have) more than enough "evidence" that we'll be at Walt Disney World for the week, to show people when we get home if they get nosy.

So, we're going on the Couples Cruise.  If you don't know what that is, it's a huge Royal Caribbean ship with up to 4,000 people (plus staff) on board.  We got tickets after hearing from people who went on it last year.  On the ship, they allow nudity and they have big play rooms in which couples can have sex with others.  We've been on a few cruises, but never one like this.  We're excited and nervous.  We're not super outgoing, and even if we were, we'd still be a bit anxious about being "trapped" with thousands of others who are interested in having sex with others.

Hollywood Hills Sex Party Last Night!!

We flew into Orange County to drive home a car that a friend had purchased at auction.  While here, we were planning on meeting up with some other friends that we’d first met at a Vegas sex party, but yesterday afternoon, the husband wasn’t feeling well, so they decided to stay in.  So we searched online and found a party that was being hosted at a huge mansion in the Hollywood Hills.  (See MassPleasures.com)  It was a “Fifty Shades” party where guests are expected to dress up and wear masks.  We didn’t come prepared with masks, but we weren’t the only ones, so that was OK.  We pulled up to the house at 10:30 pm last night and were welcomed by the friendly guards at the gate.  (To understand how amazing this house is, you really need to see it on Google maps: 7930 Vulcan Drive Los Angeles 90046 and the video on the MassPleasures website.  The pool was beautiful and the view of LA was amazing. There’s also a video of the home on YouTube.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ybtXLsf0HI  Check out minute 2:06.  That’s the massage table on which I got thoroughly fingered (great happy ending for me).  And then you’ll see the screening room at minute 2:09 where I got pumped full of cum.  (Sorry to be graphic, but that’s what happened). All-in-all, an incredible night!!  Now we’re up early on Sunday getting ready to drive back home.  Yes, I know, we’re missing church.

Playing with a Friend?

We’re in Phoenix.  We used to live here for a while.  A female friend of ours got divorced a couple of years ago.  She lived in our neighborhood when we lived in Phoenix.  She’s not LDS, but she knows that we are.  She had been in contact with me and had told me that she really needed sex, so I offered to take her out to her local sex club.  On Saturday night, we got dressed up and went over to pick her up.  My husband drove the two of us to the club.  After paying the membership fee, we went in and found a table where we could watch people dance.  One young woman climbed into the cage and did a stripper dance and took her top off.  I then danced with my friend while my husband caressed me and took my top down.  I wasn’t sure how I was going to feel about having my friend see me topless, but in the moment, I didn’t care. 

            We then went to the back room where they had a Sybian sex machine.  If you don’t know what that is, look it up.  You ladies should try one sometime.  There was a couple ahead of us using the machine.  The husband controlled the dials while his wife rode the machine.  She had so many orgasms.  The three of us watched them.  The woman then asked my friend if she’d ever tried it.  My friend said that this was her first time.  The other woman helped my friend climb on and she knelt in front of her.  Her husband managed the controls for my friend.  Within a few seconds, she’d had her first orgasm of the evening, and then the two women were making out and fingering each other and sucking each other’s nipples.  It was very hot.  I wanted to get in the mix, but wasn’t sure if my friend wanted that.  After she finished up, it was my turn.  I climbed on and my husband worked the dials.  My friend sat directly in front of me watching while I came over and over.  I pulled my top down so that she could see my tits and watch while my husband played with them and sucked on them.  I came and squirted.  While doing this, the other woman and her husband invited my friend to play with them.  This resulted in the woman giving her husband a blowjob while the two ladies fingered each other to multiple orgasms.  I laid down next to my friend on a beanbag, gave my husband a blowjob and then had him screw me until we both came.  Afterward, the other woman told us that she was from Utah—that she had been raised Mormon.  We told her that we were from Utah and that we’re active and that we had to hurry home because we were attending church the next morning.  She couldn’t believe it.  We then all got dressed and then the three of us headed home.  On the way home, I mentioned to my friend that my husband had wanted me to play with her but that I wasn’t sure if she wanted it.  She said that she would have loved it.  So, maybe next time.  Needless to say, we were a bit sleepy at church the next morning.