Tuesday, November 12, 2013

On the Swinger Cruise!!

We’re really into the swing of things here on the cruise.  We weren’t surprised at how old some of the people were, we were just hoping that there would be more young people.  The average here appears to be late 40’s, blue-collar business owner.  We did a little window shopping along the promenade and went to dinner.  We were sat at a table with two other couples and we chatted about cruises, squirting, and our children.  This was not their first swinger cruise.  Toward the end of dinner, I was feeling queasy, so I excused myself and came back to the room to take some motion sickness meds and lie down.After a nap, we went around to the doors of people we have met online and left little gifts on their door, then we went to the Pharaoh’s lounge.  It was a beautifully decorated room that was filled with people having sex.  I’d never seen an orgy like that. 

It’s now Monday, day two.  This is a sea day, meaning that we’re just traveling.  We arrive in Haiti tomorrow morning.  We slept in to noon since we stayed up until 2 am last night watching movies (nothing dirty) in our cabin.  There was a class that Christy wanted to attend today, so we put on some clothes and went to it.

At dinner yesterday, one of the couples is nudists and they also go on nudist cruise.

Today we have spa treatments at 5:30, then we’re hoping to meet some people for dinner.  It’s quite a challenge to meet up with people here.  They have couples speed dating (which we missed at 11 am).  We should have attended that because it’s hard to go from 0 to 60 in a short elevator ride.  To meet people for dinner, we picked 5 couples who we thought were hot (based on their profiles on Kasidie, Facebook, or their card left on our door).  Christy had me take invitations to the cabins of 6 hot couples, inviting them to join us for dinner at 7:30 pm.  So, whoever shows up, we’ll eat with them and then maybe have sex with them.  We’ll see.



It’s Tuesday.  We slept in until 11 am.  We’ll actually I got up an hour earlier and went running on the track on the top of the ship.  Then I came back and got Christy up and we walked off the ship at Labadee Haiti.  More about that in a moment.  At dinner last night, we met up with three couples.  We all were dressed very formal.  Tuxedos and gowns.  The dining room is magnificent and everyone was super sexy and dressed to the nines.  It looked like what I imagine the Titanic looked like.  After dinner, we came back to the room (just the two of us), with the plans to meet up with the others at midnight.  But Christy was tired and after taking a nap wasn’t able to pull herself out of bed.  We’ll have to find those couples today and apologize.  While Christy slept, I wandered down to Studio B.  It’s a night club which also serves as an ice-skating rink.  It was just like a Vegas club with the music and dancing and the women were topless—well, some of them were.  I left after a few minutes then went to the conference rooms which have been transformed into a porn room, a chocolate room, and a dungeon.  I just peaked in.  I wouldn’t do anything without my wife.  I also went to the ship’s library to read.  As you can imagine, it’s completely empty at midnight when everyone else is at a party or sleeping.

Back to today, we got off the boat in Haiti at noon and joined an excursion to see some local culture.  There were about 30 people on this tour.  We had to take a little boat around to a cove.  There are no roads on this part of the island.  The only way to get to these little villages is by boat.  The mountains are too steep and there is so much vegetation.  The little village had homes make from  little logs (they told us that 30% of people in Haiti — 3,000,000 people, live this way).  There is no running water, sewer, or electricity.  The beach was BEAUTIFUL!!  And we ate some of the local food and learned about the island.  There were maybe 10 homes in the area.  Everything they need has to be brought by boat.  And there’s no phone service.  It’s the most remote and pristine place I’ve ever been.  I highly recommend it.  It’s called the “Haitian Cultural Tour”.  I’m sure that if you want to do it, you’ll have to be on a Royal Caribbean cruise.


We’re back in the cabin now.  The ship is on it’s way to Jamaica.  Tonight we’ll be going to the Super Heroes and Villains party on the pool deck.  Maybe we’ll get lucky!!  

3 comments:

  1. We are going on a cruise at the end of the month. What "little gifts" did you leave on the doors of the people you met online?

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  2. We had little gift bags that included our "business" card which had a photo of us, our names, and our cabin number. It also had some lube and little sex toys. Nothing too expensive. All less than $10 each. We gave out TONS of these bags, but to be honest, got nothing out of it. We spent so much time on the ship spinning our wheels by leaving things on the doors and trying to track down people that we'd met online. If we were going to ever do a swinger cruise again (which I don't think we would), we'd just go to all the onboard parties and just meet people and have no expectations. We put in a whole lot of effort with very little payoff. We're a pretty good looking couple, but we're not great at pick-up lines, so we relied on the on-line pre-chat and trying to schedule hook-ups, but no luck. My advice is: just go and pretend like it's a regular cruise, go to the parties, act natural, don't force anything, eat dinner with whomever--maybe you'll "get lucky" and maybe you won't.

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